The characters of my life

So I thought I would introduce all the characters in my life story..

First there is my son who will here on out be known as Bubba. He just turned 4 and can be a bit of a terrorist.
Then my daughter who is Boots. She just turned 3 months old and most recently has ended a nursing strike.
My best friend who is Bestie. She is only 6 days older than me and sadly moved far far away to Tampa! UGH!
Finally, my recent ex who will be known as The Stupidest Man on Earth. He literally doesn't use his brain and words just come pouring out with no genuiness attached.

These will be the characters I mention most often.